Top 10 ways to arouse a woman

So you might pick up that the underlying message about arousing a woman is “make it all about her,” but that’s not a self-serving message. It takes us more time to get to the same place, and we rely on your help for that.

You’re our hero, in the bedroom and out. If she loves you the way you love her, she’s going to respond to your focus on her needs and arousal with a generously passionate response, a way she doesn’t respond to anyone else. One of the wonderful things about so many men is that your arousal and self-esteem can be significantly bolstered when you see verifiable proof you’re satisfying your beloved female. It’s a pretty cool yin-yang, courtesy of the powers-that-be, so make the most of it.

Let me provide a short list of things that DON’T arouse a woman.

•You having six-pack abs.

•You having a large package, schlong, heat seeking missile – choose your own charming reference and then ask yourself why women don’t name ours – it’s because ours are not as important to us as yours are to YOU. We see it as an integrated part of our whole body, not a separate entity with a life force and Facebook page. Keep that thought in mind, because it figures into the Top Ten list below.

•You having copious amounts of money – yes, that will attract certain women, I don’t deny it. But money doesn’t arouse the bulk of us, no matter how well some might fake it to get that diamond necklace or the ride in the Ferrari.

•You belching the alphabet – yes, there may be a random woman out there with a serious gastro-vocal fetish, but let’s assume that isn’t a representative sampling of our gender.

I am not male bashing. I write erotic romance, and love my heroes with all their quirks. Yes, most do have six-pack abs and large packages, but that’s a romance novel thing, not a real life requirement, kind of like how men appreciate pictures of women with ginormous boobs. A 2D picture can’t compare to the lovemaking you’ve shared with your significant other, right? So on that note…