When Chanel #5's patient boyfriend, Tyler, gets murdered on the table, of course Chanel Oberlin blames #5, despite the ridiculousness of it all.
Most importantly? There's a serial killer on the loose and Hester knows about it. The Chanels ponder whether they should give into Hester's demands of beauty goodies and a nice room with a view.
Munsch interrupts the girls' thoughts with a predictable suggestion: of course you wheel the dead body into the swamp outside the hospital. That's not obvious at all!
Once again, the Chanel squad and Munsch get some answers from Hester, but Hester won't bite without her demands met. A snarky Munsch agrees to one request and that's a VHS version of A Room With a View.
The back and forth between Hester and her visitors gets to a breaking point when Munsch receives a text from Chad Radwell claiming to know the identity of the killer. In other words, Hester stays put.
At Munsch's office, Chad let's the cat out of the bag (or hand out of the bag), when he reveals that Dr. Holt's transplant hand is to blame.
Main Chanel starts to question Holt's innocence. I mean, he did get all handsy on her at the movies.
When Munsch suggests doing something about the hand, Chad gets up and declares, “Outstanding. I'll go get my ax.”
“No, we're not chopping off his hand in the O.R.!” Munsch placates Chad.
Instead, Munsch suggests looking for a new donor for the hand, preferably someone who wasn't a murderer.
As for the patient of the week? A woman, who has uncontrollable orgasms, needs the hospital's help. Funny enough, the patient's husband left her because he realized all her orgasms with him were fake.
When the woman said she would do anything to get rid of her problem, Dr. Cascade suggested anti-depressants which only suicidal orcas take. There's still no stopping the woman as she agrees.
After the consult, Dr. Cascade notices Chanel #3's somber reaction. When asked what's wrong, #3 confides in him that she has never had an orgasm.
“I am alive, but I'm not living,” says the earmuff fashionista.
Ironically, Dr. Cascade drops an epic bombshell. “I'm dead,” emphasizes the doctor.
Chanel #3 and the doctor seem to see eye to eye.
And in one of the biggest pick-up lines we've heard, Dr. Cascade says, “I may be dead, but you are not,” before planting a kiss on innocent #3.
Meanwhile, a game of Scrabble brings out the answers for Zayday when she realizes the word, “Esrun” happens to be the name of the moisturizer empire Hester mentioned.
When the Chanel squad, Zayday, Munsch and Denise Hemphill take a tour of the House of Esrun, they discover how $5 million in hush money downplayed the murders of the entire floor of the hospital back in 1986.
However, with Halloween approaching, the phone calls have started to haunt Dr. Lynn, the sole survivor of the murders. Who could be the culprit? Dr. Lynn is sure it's a woman's voice, even though the voice is distorted. Could it be the pregnant woman? Could it be the pregnant woman's offspring?
Now ... now ... now... does anyone also notice Munsch's quick logic to divert the group to a male suspect around age 30?
With the focus on Chad, Munsch disrupts the risky hand donor operation that Chad was going to perform without sedating the patient, and Dr. Holt walks away from the suspect list.
In another showdown, Chad threatens the doctor in a good guy versus bad guy debacle for the girl. Ultimately, Dr. Holt says he's going for that Tiffany's ring for Chanel, and there's nothing Chad can do about it. Poor Chad.
“I'm Chad Radwell and I always win no matter what,” the former fraternity brother firmly states.
Elsewhere in the hospital, Chanel #3 and Dr. Cascade watch on as the orgasm patient exhibits erratically emotional symptoms from her anti-depressants.
In order to figure out the patient's trigger(s), Chanel #3 and the doctor attempt to see which positions make the patient react. Before doing the poses, a sultry #3 says, “Yoga is just stretching for douchebags.” Something tells us #3 and Dr. Cascade will be doing a lot of yoga together from now on.
As for Chad, he has asked main Chanel to the park for what seems like a fitting epic proposal. In the distance, Dr. Holt is fuming as the couple celebrate with a Mariachi band, because as you know Chad Radwell always wins. But is this happily ever after too good to be true?
Questions to ponder until the next episode:
-What do you make of the killer murdering another patient and attacking Chamberlain, but allowing Zayday to walk?
-Who's really bummed about the death that occurred at Chanel's wedding? We know we are!
-What do you think Munsch is still hiding?
-How come the head nurse didn't make an appearance this week?
Tune into Scream Queens every Tuesday at 9/8c on Fox.
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